So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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