i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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