YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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