Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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