If i come over, it means nothing
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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