Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well you can't waste a boner
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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