quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
