Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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