It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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