I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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