And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
sex in a hospital.. check
Bring me that man meat
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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