but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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