from now on my penis is your penis
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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