let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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