Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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