Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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