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  • Really? My cat would sell me out to the highest bid of yogurt and trick me into going downstairs by meowing incessantly. Devious little fuckers. THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR SIDE.

    Submitted by supercoolalias on Dec 6, 10 at 2:58pm
  • take LSD. You'll really become telepathic with your cat.

    Submitted by longroad22 on Dec 6, 10 at 3:16pm
  • I swear my ex had a telepathic link with her cat. Whenever we started to have sex, this cat would knock something down in the living room to get us to stop. One time we just ignored the cat and all the items on the dining room table were pushed off.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 3:08am
  • Not the only time.

    Submitted by soko on Dec 6, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Telepathy isn't necessary to talk to pussy.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 7, 10 at 12:38am
  • And to know if he's a sereal killer or not. Animals can pick up on those kinds of things.

    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 6, 10 at 1:12pm
  • It's funny--you seem to think your cat has your best interests in mind. You are gravely mistaken. \n\nI love love LOVE cats, but they are all deviant little bastards. Every single one of them.

    Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 7, 10 at 1:19am
  • The 814...gotta love a fellow Northwestern Pennsylvanian

    Submitted by jmoyer490 on Dec 9, 10 at 12:26am