that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
