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  • i do this and im a girll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Procrasturbating : Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await. "I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:38pm
  • first is for shitheads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm
  • It's masturbating numnuts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Me too thought I was the only one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I'm a girl and this happens all the time to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Wow! I thought I was the only one! I'm a girl BTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Just think of baseball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Lol pretty sure there is not one big paper that got written without this .... takes the edge off, right gals? ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:03pm
  • dude I've been having that problem too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:47pm
  • If I took adderall before studying or doing a paper, I'd have to JO like 3 times throughout the 5-8hr studyfest to concentrate...sometimes getting laid was better, but it's hard to time the perfect afternoon delight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:28am
  • yeah cuz you can't masturbate in the library, that shit's illegal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Sure you can! I do it ALL the time, I usually prefer to do it in the science fiction or history sections. But never in the childrens section because then people would think I'm just weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Does the library have better porn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 6:50am
  • Ya ima girl and I do this alllooottt it's way better then doing the dam paper thts fursure :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35am
  • I do this too.. i'm a girl.. you can read it and do it at the same time.. keeping the book balanced at eye level is key

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Númerounobeeeeeeeeeeetches!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAIL FREE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:19pm
  • 312 it's numbnuts fuckwad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Some people spell it "masterbate" and some spell it "masturbate'. Really who gives a shit how its spelled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I get this, I was trying to study today and kept being distracted by my own boobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:58pm
  • hahahahaha i do this all the time (and im a chick) its wayy better then studying!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:14am
  • i'm a girl...and i even didn't clean my vib.s so i wouldn't use them...and then i end up cleaning them to use them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:47am
  • I do that all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:42pm
  • We've all been there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:25pm
  • You can still masturbate in the library... i do anyway..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:43pm
  • But you can't even masturbate in the library!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:01pm
  • yeeeeea man x610x living it up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Why can't girls do this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Two words. Stanley Pringle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:09pm
  • thats my fucking word! i came up with procrastarbation -LB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Dont let your penis turn black..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:55pm
  • dude, you from west chester?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Uhh I thought you could only do that 3 times a day. Unless your like a sex magician, or a chick. Lol

    Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:09pm