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  • 78 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:37pm

    i do this and im a girll

  • 79 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:38pm

    Procrasturbating : Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await. "I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise."

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:38pm

    Me too thought I was the only one

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm

    first is for shitheads

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:41pm

    I'm a girl and this happens all the time to me

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:47pm

    dude I've been having that problem too.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:10pm

    Wow! I thought I was the only one! I'm a girl BTW

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:12pm

    Sure you can! I do it ALL the time, I usually prefer to do it in the science fiction or history sections. But never in the childrens section because then people would think I'm just weird.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm

    It's masturbating numnuts!

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:41pm

    Some people spell it "masterbate" and some spell it "masturbate'. Really who gives a shit how its spelled.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:01pm

    But you can't even masturbate in the library!

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:58pm

    I get this, I was trying to study today and kept being distracted by my own boobs

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:20pm

    yeah cuz you can't masturbate in the library, that shit's illegal!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:01pm

    yeeeeea man x610x living it up!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:49pm

    Just think of baseball.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:03pm

    Lol pretty sure there is not one big paper that got written without this .... takes the edge off, right gals? ;P

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:28am

    If I took adderall before studying or doing a paper, I'd have to JO like 3 times throughout the 5-8hr studyfest to concentrate...sometimes getting laid was better, but it's hard to time the perfect afternoon delight

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:33pm

    312 it's numbnuts fuckwad

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:56pm

    dude, you from west chester?

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35am

    Ya ima girl and I do this alllooottt it's way better then doing the dam paper thts fursure :)

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:43pm

    You can still masturbate in the library... i do anyway..

  • 42 49
    Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:09pm

    Uhh I thought you could only do that 3 times a day. Unless your like a sex magician, or a chick. Lol

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:55pm

    Dont let your penis turn black..

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:35pm

    I do this too.. i'm a girl.. you can read it and do it at the same time.. keeping the book balanced at eye level is key

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:42pm

    I do that all the time.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:09pm

    Two words. Stanley Pringle.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 6:50am

    Does the library have better porn?

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:14am

    hahahahaha i do this all the time (and im a chick) its wayy better then studying!

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:10pm

    thats my fucking word! i came up with procrastarbation -LB

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:44pm

    Why can't girls do this?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:47am

    i'm a girl...and i even didn't clean my vib.s so i wouldn't use them...and then i end up cleaning them to use them.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:25pm

    We've all been there

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:19pm

    Númerounobeeeeeeeeeeetches!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAIL FREE