I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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i do this and im a girll
Procrasturbating : Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
"I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise."
first is for shitheads
It's masturbating numnuts!
Me too thought I was the only one
Wow! I thought I was the only one! I'm a girl BTW
I'm a girl and this happens all the time to me
Just think of baseball.
Lol pretty sure there is not one big paper that got written without this .... takes the edge off, right gals? ;P
dude I've been having that problem too.
Does the library have better porn?
Sure you can! I do it ALL the time, I usually prefer to do it in the science fiction or history sections. But never in the childrens section because then people would think I'm just weird.
If I took adderall before studying or doing a paper, I'd have to JO like 3 times throughout the 5-8hr studyfest to concentrate...sometimes getting laid was better, but it's hard to time the perfect afternoon delight
yeah cuz you can't masturbate in the library, that shit's illegal!
I do this too.. i'm a girl.. you can read it and do it at the same time.. keeping the book balanced at eye level is key
Númerounobeeeeeeeeeeetches!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAIL FREE
Ya ima girl and I do this alllooottt it's way better then doing the dam paper thts fursure :)
Some people spell it "masterbate" and some spell it "masturbate'. Really who gives a shit how its spelled.
312 it's numbnuts fuckwad
I get this, I was trying to study today and kept being distracted by my own boobs
i'm a girl...and i even didn't clean my vib.s so i wouldn't use them...and then i end up cleaning them to use them.
hahahahaha i do this all the time (and im a chick) its wayy better then studying!
We've all been there
But you can't even masturbate in the library!
I do that all the time.
yeeeeea man x610x living it up!
You can still masturbate in the library... i do anyway..
thats my fucking word! i came up with procrastarbation
dude, you from west chester?
Why can't girls do this?
Two words. Stanley Pringle.
Dont let your penis turn black..
Uhh I thought you could only do that 3 times a day. Unless your like a sex magician, or a chick. Lol