Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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