You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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