we're blogging at a bar
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Alive.
So much puke
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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