she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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