got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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