I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.