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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.

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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.

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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on

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Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.

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Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before

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(631): View more from New York

I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

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If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

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