how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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