what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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