i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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