Well douche your snatch and let's go!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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