Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
