The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
and you said cock pushups were impossible
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think brook has ever known best
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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