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  • Submitted by TowerCrane on May 9, 10 at 8:11pm

    my boyfriend named his Secret: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

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    Submitted by daileytm on May 9, 10 at 8:04pm

    What's the little guys name?

  • 79 49
    Submitted by udown on May 9, 10 at 8:21pm

    Mine is The Major started off as private but he's earned a few promotions thru out the years

    • 43 75
      Submitted by NoVA1391 on May 9, 10 at 10:33pm

      Joey says that to chandler in friends

      • 41 48
        Submitted by udown on May 9, 10 at 10:45pm

        no shit? thats depressing i guess i picked it up years ago and didnt know it. *Looks down* fuck it you earned the title THE NAME STAYS!

    • 37 61
      Submitted by bonerman_inc on May 11, 10 at 7:44am

      what happens when you prestige?

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Clay180 on May 9, 10 at 9:32pm

    Chris Hanson: "Come here, take a seat...right over there. Take a seat."

  • Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 9, 10 at 9:17pm

    If I had a penis I would call it Obama. Because it would f**k alot of s**t up!

    • 33 57
      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:59am

      that was kinda dumb. republican.

      • 29 51
        Submitted by J_Ro208 on May 16, 10 at 5:00pm

        Kinda' dumb is an understatement.

    • 31 45
      Submitted by Gummy_Worm on May 17, 10 at 5:07am

      i thought it was great... and i dont like bush either...

    • 48 45
      Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 30, 10 at 10:18am

      yea and if the republicans were in office we'd probably be in 2 more wars right now

  • 61 56
    Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 9, 10 at 9:22pm

    Wongus the longest

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    Submitted by Anonoman on May 9, 10 at 8:48pm

    You, sir, sound like a winner.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by klangford on May 9, 10 at 8:15pm

    Dad?

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    Submitted by noconcern on May 9, 10 at 11:17pm

    Meghanlovesscott, that joke was terrible. Obama has done nothing wrong. You, along with most American citizens, are just ignorant and stuck up Bush's ass. Realize that he is helping, and leave him be. You try doing his job.

    • 30 38
      Submitted by theriseofcolin on May 10, 10 at 12:45am

      and you dont have your head stuck up obama's ass? you should have tried doing bush's job, hypocrite.

      • 32 41
        Submitted by theriseofcolin on May 10, 10 at 12:59am

        although i do agree that joke did suck

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    Submitted by anonm on May 9, 10 at 11:21pm

    It's an area code!!!

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Aussie98045 on May 9, 10 at 10:20pm

    Haha, my guy calls his penis secret as well. :)

  • 51 53
    Submitted by An0n on May 9, 10 at 8:54pm

    Ha. Snickers, that's what I call mine.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by romesds on May 10, 10 at 6:54am

    Who doesn't wanna bone some high school chicks!!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by jenpearce on May 10, 10 at 12:56am

    Princess?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:06pm

    fresh mean

  • 52 68
    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 9, 10 at 9:12pm

    Ahab

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:36pm

    The Incredible Hulk... You won't like him when he's Angry

  • 43 53
    Submitted by awkward on May 9, 10 at 9:07pm

    Oh, come on. At least tell us what you call it! We're all waiting with bated breath here...

  • 38 44
    Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 1:50pm

    Mine's Excalibur...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by An0n on May 10, 10 at 6:13am

    Noconcern, leave Obama alone? You should never leave an individual in power do whatever the hell they choose. And also, who exactly is he helping?

  • 41 50
    Submitted by myekno on May 10, 10 at 12:26am

    You failed to include the most important detail of the text...penis name???

  • 34 41
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 30, 10 at 10:16am

    hey UCMJ says 16 and older is fair game gotta love the US military lolz

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Xander21 on May 9, 10 at 11:03pm

    I live in this zipcode...and I'm a highschool girl

  • 46 67
    Submitted by sirbee42 on May 9, 10 at 8:48pm

    Mines exvavoir

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:06pm

    meat

  • 38 54
    Submitted by mackboy21 on May 10, 10 at 5:50pm

    ur one fucked up freak

  • 35 50
    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 10, 10 at 1:26pm

    It's a JOKE! I was kidding stfu!!

  • 30 41
    Submitted by An0n on May 10, 10 at 7:01pm

    I liked it, I'm not a republican and I enjoyed it. All political figures are scum. Haha.

  • Submitted by 143too on May 9, 10 at 8:26pm

    I cll my boyfriends the missile :)

    • 35 52
      Submitted by uneed2calmdown on May 10, 10 at 6:02pm

      wow, you got more thumbs-down than Alen006. you are a scholar.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on May 9, 10 at 9:18pm

    Tower crane.... Thats Irish Soring,

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 12:26am

    i'm concerned that you used the word "bone" in that context. it just makes me think of the nerdy chick from american pie.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by haf1388 on May 10, 10 at 8:59am

    well... what's it called?

  • 27 57
    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 10, 10 at 12:19pm

    my boyfriend's is reptar. \n*facpalm*