I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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