I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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