Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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