that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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