I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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