We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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