the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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