Buhtt sex?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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