go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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