Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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