It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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