She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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