i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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