I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Randomize
