Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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