i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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