I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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