Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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