so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I have post one night stand depression
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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