I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.