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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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(512): we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us http://tfl.nu/0aiz

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(601): View more from Mississippi

your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...

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(601): your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible... http://tfl.nu/v1vf

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where are you?

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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.

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(404): where are you? (1-404): sonic (404): Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs. http://tfl.nu/pjgu

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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.

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(703): Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience. http://tfl.nu/jxin

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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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(251): Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again. http://tfl.nu/n3jw

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(913): View more from Kansas

The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.

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(913): The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight. http://tfl.nu/vdus

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(443): View more from Maryland

The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?

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(443): The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help? http://tfl.nu/pqdk

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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost

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(647): You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost http://tfl.nu/e5ly

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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.

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(347): his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you. http://tfl.nu/crxb

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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.

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(603): Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you. http://tfl.nu/ssin

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.

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(615): Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester. http://tfl.nu/ktfh

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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.

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(920): I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister. http://tfl.nu/n0zu

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(516): View more from New York

Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.

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(516): Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet. http://tfl.nu/uizc

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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton

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(401): The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton http://tfl.nu/me9i

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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.

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(860): The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing. http://tfl.nu/fj2u

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