It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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