There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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