i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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